2003-07-05 - 9:37 p.m.
2003-07-05 - 9:37 p.m.
i'm not dead.
seriously.
i did take a shit in a hole in italy, get chased by a homeless woman surrounded by birds in france, threw a snowball at asian tourists in switzerland, saw a girl drop her can of coke and have it explode all over another woman's ass at the opera in italy, and slipped on the muck at the bottom of an apline river and fell on my ass really hard in germany.
but now i am home.
ps-everything is way cooler in europe.